Monday, November 25
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McCain Goes to the Movies – Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie.After buying his ticket,…
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Accident Report – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, cops stop…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… A**hole – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can jump…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Coast Guard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the Coast…
Shaving Lumberjacks – Q: Why should lumberjacks shave their legs?A: So you can tell them…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jurassic Park – Yo’ Mama is so old, I took…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Animal Crackers – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…
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Cross the Road… Blind Blonde – Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?A:…
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