Saturday, December 28
Lookin Good
Elephant and the Naked Man – Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: "It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Ending It All – A very old woman realizes that…
Up or Down – An elderly couple sets sail on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… License – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs license…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Horse – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face looks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Silver Shovel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sick Sea – Yo’ Mama is so old, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Shadow – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs…
Men With No Arms or Legs – What do you call a man with no…
Juicy Squirt – The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
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