Monday, November 25
Lookin Good
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Orbit – Yo’ Mama is so fat, smaller fat women…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Donut Shop – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the donut…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth – Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are…
Yo’ Sister Is So Ugly… Yo’ Mama – Yo’ sister is so ugly, I thought…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Interesting Appearance. Not Normal – I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four…
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Vat Vas Dat Agin? – Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown…
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Teachers and Light Bulbs – Q: How many teachers does it take to change a…
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