Friday, December 27
Lookin Good
Keira Knightley Doesn’t Exist – Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn’t exist?A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Indecent Exposure – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Pirate’s Dream – Yo’ Mama…
A.J. Jamal: Watching You – You ever go into a store, and they’re watching you?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dorito – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she could hang…
Blonde Bent Over – Q: What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?A:…
Zombie Booty Call… Catch – You caught my eye from across the room. I’ll probably…
Hobo Booty Call… Pile – Nice rags. Haven’t I seen you rooting around the same…
Forget About It – An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
Two Gay Men and a Shower – Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making…
I’m Smelly Down There, Doc – A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile…
More Jokes
Alien Abduction – Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted…
Yo Mama… B#$%* – Yo Mama’s such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
Slip Into Something More Comfortable – Why don’t you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
Trekkies Love: Captain Kirk’s Ears – Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Speedstick – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she makes Speedstick…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yellow Raincoat – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
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