Tuesday, March 4
Lookin Good
Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Haul Ass – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Equator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tidal Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Army – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she joined…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Fruit Loop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Pet Store – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the alarm…
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
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