Wednesday, April 16
Lookin Good
Blondes and Basketball – Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she…
Grandpa Breaks Down Married Sex – The young fellow is…
90-Year-Old Beater – Q: What do you call a 90-year-old…
The Lollipop Line – An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms."What size?" asks…
Getting Forgetful – Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.One lady says,…
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
Amish jobs – Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
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