Thursday, December 26
Lookin Good
Elephant and the Naked Man – Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: "It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Ending It All – A very old woman realizes that…
Up or Down – An elderly couple sets sail on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She…
Geek Booty Call… Bones – My nickname is Bones… and not because I’m a doctor.
Astronaut Booty Call… Your Moon – I’ve never been to a moon like yours!
Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
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Alexander and Kermit – Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates…
Jack Off – An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one of his…
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