Thursday, February 27
Lookin Good
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me…
Incredible Confession – An old man enters a confessional and…
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Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the Apollo 1 fire!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fire Department – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s gotta…
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American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
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