Monday, March 3
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Andre Kelley: Adult Table – This was a really, really…
Extra Large Condoms – A woman asks the pharmacist if…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to…
Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks…
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how they cling to what’s left…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the Apollo 1 fire!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fire Department – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s gotta…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hippos – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the hippos at…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Hot ‘n’ Heavy – One day a guy and a girl were making out in…
Rump Roastin’ – Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?…
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Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!
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