Wednesday, November 27
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Elephant and the Naked Man – Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: "It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Ending It All – A very old woman realizes that…
Up or Down – An elderly couple sets sail on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jurassic Park – Yo’ Mama is so old, I took…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Animal Crackers – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Turns Around – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every time…
The Lollipop Line – An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
Switched Ends – Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your…
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