Saturday, January 11
Lookin Good
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Monster Truck – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t lift…
Tampon Shopping – A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hopscotch – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch…
You’ll Be So Fat…Full Sweaters – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
Guess My Age – A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Jelly Beans – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… 7-Eleven – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went into…
What Came First… – Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
Witch Fertility Problem – Q: Why can’t witches have babies?A: Because their husbands have hollow…
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