Monday, March 3
Lookin Good
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t…
Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had…
Sandy Surprise – A bodybuilder was admiring his body in…
Keira Knightley Doesn’t Exist – Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn’t exist?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Indecent Exposure – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Breast Feeding – Yo’ Mama’s so old, when she breast…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bazooka – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts in…
90s Booty Call… Flannel – That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage…
Medical Samples – An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The…
Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
Weiner Eater – What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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Geek Booty Call… Worthy – You are worthy of assimilation.
Pigskin Pro – What do you get when you cross a football player with a…
Executive Decision – An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff.…
Gay Frogs – Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?A: Wow! You…
Two Black Eyes for a Favor – A man walks into work with two black…
Baseball Field – What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?…
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