Tuesday, November 26
Lookin Good
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got…
Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would you…
Sandy Surprise – A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed…
Geek Booty Call… Bra – Your bra size looks like it’s the same as my…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
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Wife vs. Job – Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Door Knob – Yo’ Mama is like a door knob: everybody…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Illegitimate – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told everyone…
Christina Aguilera Does Drivers’ Ed – Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at…
Medieval Booty Call… Bastard – How would you like to sire a bastard? You can…
Washington Booty Call… Minutemen – I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are…
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