Monday, November 25
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Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t…
Geek Booty Call… Bones – My nickname is Bones… and…
Astronaut Booty Call… Your Moon – I’ve never been to…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bathtub – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fills the…
Sex Over-Easy – Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said,…
Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."
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60s Rebel Booty Call… Fight – You may be a square, baby, but you’re round…
Sandpaper Sally – This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He…
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Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
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