Friday, January 10
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Newspaper Clippings – Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed — $100.Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.Free puppies. Part German…
Andre Kelley: Adult Table – This was a really, really…
Extra Large Condoms – A woman asks the pharmacist if…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Fred Flintstone – Yo’ Mama is so old, she used…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
Zombie Booty Call… Brain – No, really, I’m more interested in your brain than your…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bronzer – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she doesn’t use bronzer…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Bleach Bath – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she uses…
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Pit Bull with Herpes – Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A:…
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