Saturday, March 1
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound for walking down the…
Showered With Criticism – A man and his wife shower…
Swallowing Viagra – Q: What happened to the man who…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she’s suing the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dating Yo’ Dad – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Hydrants – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it takes her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Nuts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she can only…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Pirate’s Dream – Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t…
Yo’ Mama’s Glasses… Map – Yo’ Mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks on…
Loose Women – There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose…
Vampire Date – "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one…
Motivational Quotes for Cannibals – "If we don’t change the direction we’re going, we’re likely…
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