Saturday, March 1
Lookin Good
Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Falling Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Blimp – Yo’ Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Field Goal – Yo’ Mama’s teeth have so many gaps, I don’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Menu – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Looks Lottery – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when God…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
69 Virgin – An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house of…
More Jokes
A Ton of Pinching – Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?A: An elephant wearing…
Viaxative – Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at…
Extra Large Condoms – A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.The…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Three-Legged Dog – A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m lookin’ for…
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then…
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