Saturday, March 1
Lookin Good
Baseball in Heaven – Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to…
Hot Breakfast – An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding…
Geriatric Acrobatics – Two old women were talking about their…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Water Fountain – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has…
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She…
Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would you…
Sandy Surprise – A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed…
Geek Booty Call… Bra – Your bra size looks like it’s the same as my…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bananas – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, kids at the…
Love Stinks – What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a…
Psychology Class – A college psychology class was studing human reaction to sexual stimulus and…
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