Friday, February 28
Lookin Good
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
Frog Talk – A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he…
Drop In – One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife…
Hipster Booty Call… Tattoo – Can you help me pick out a design for my…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tanning – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Shower – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she has to…
Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…
More Jokes
Two Hobbies for Men – Q: What are a man’s two hobbies?A:His left hand and…
Scary Stages of College – You know you’re in trouble when… 1. The McDonald’s people…
Osama = Crabs? – What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They…
White House Synonyms – George W. Bush is the President Dick Cheney is Vice President…
Huntin’ in Alaska – This guy hears that there’s good bear hunting up in Alaska.…
Husbands’ Performance – Three women talk about their husband’s performance as lovers.The first woman says,…
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