Tuesday, November 26
Lookin Good
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me…
Hipster Booty Call… Clothes – Wow, your t-shirt is even…
Astronaut Booty Call… Weightless – Hey baby, you look weightless…
Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Record – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was…
Sexual Sofa – An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked…
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Laptop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she broke both…
Falling Down – A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his…
Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle. – Where do you find a turtle with no…
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a…
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