Friday, February 28
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The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady."What would you like for your…
Elvis vs. John McCain – Q: What’s the difference between…
Well-Endowed Hunchback – A guy is at a urinal in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Black Hole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, NASA used…
Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."
Cowboys’ Rating System – Two cowboys lean against the rail at their favorite bar and…
60s Rebel Booty Call… Fight – You may be a square, baby, but you’re round…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Water Fountain – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has…
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Brown in the Forest – Q: What’s brown and sits in the forest?A: Winnie’s pooh.
Oranges – A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to…
Laxative Cough Therapy – An old man goes to the pharmacy for cough syrup. The…
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Men Are Here Because… – Why did God create man? Because vibrators can’t mow the…
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