Thursday, January 9
Lookin Good
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me…
Hipster Booty Call… Clothes – Wow, your t-shirt is even…
Astronaut Booty Call… Weightless – Hey baby, you look weightless…
Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Record – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was…
Sexual Sofa – An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked…
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to…
Archeological Gag – How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
Hard Luck – One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when…
More Jokes
Soccer Booty Call… Dribble – I’d like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!
The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with…
Nuts and Bolts – Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?A: Screw me.
You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll put mayonnaise on…
Some Things You Just CAN’T – One day, a farmer walked into a bar and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sour Cream – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has…
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