Tuesday, November 26
Lookin Good
McCain Goes to the Movies – Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie.After buying his ticket,…
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Breast Feeding – Yo’ Mama’s so old, when she breast…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bazooka – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts in…
90s Booty Call… Flannel – That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage…
Medical Samples – An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The…
Walks Into a Bar… Not Ready to Go Home – A guy walks into a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whales – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes whales…
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Sandpaper Sally – This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He…
Captain’s Brave Shirt – The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears…
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Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
Red Sox Humor – Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees…
Corporate Booty Call… 401K – Baby, you are 401Kute!
Easter Egg Hunt – Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A: He doesn’t…
The Floor Is Your Friend – Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery? They’re good…
International Beer Syndrome – An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws…
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