Friday, February 28
Lookin Good
Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rice Krispies – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, not even…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Baboon – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to…
Disease – A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for…
Walks Into a Bar… Not Ready to Go Home – A guy walks into a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whales – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes whales…
Two Spoons – At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the…
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
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Knock, Knock… Interrupting Cow – Knock, Knock.Who’s there?Interrupting cow.Interrupting cow wh–MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Fred Flintstone’s Secret – Q: Why’s Fred Flintstone a homosexual?A: He’s always having a gay…
Vat Vas Dat Agin? – Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown…
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