Friday, February 28
Lookin Good
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High Dive – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Steamroller – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Yearbook – Yo’ Mama is…
Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."
Cowboys’ Rating System – Two cowboys lean against the rail at their favorite bar and…
60s Rebel Booty Call… Fight – You may be a square, baby, but you’re round…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Water Fountain – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has…
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Elephant and the Naked Man – Q: What did the elephant say to the naked…
Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
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Blonde Weighs a Baby – A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs…
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