Friday, February 28
Lookin Good
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore…
How About Some? – An old man and his wife sit in bed watching TV.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Manicure – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Restaurants – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s banned from…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Starving Sumo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Interstate 95 – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she uses Interstate…
Geriatric Lovemaking – You know your grandparents are doing it when… 10. A pair of…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
Interesting Appearance. Not Normal – I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four…
More Jokes
Bovine Hijinx – What do cows do for fun? They go to MOO-vies!
No-So-Dumb Blonde – One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one…
Zombie Booty Call… Arms – You know what I like about you? My arms. Just…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ski Slope – Yo’ Mama is so fat, people use…
Blonde Fish – If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?…
The Seven Dwarfs – The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy. So…
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