Monday, November 25
Lookin Good
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound for walking down the…
Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had…
Sandy Surprise – A bodybuilder was admiring his body in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
Zombie Booty Call… Brain – No, really, I’m more interested in your brain than your…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bronzer – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she doesn’t use bronzer…
Grandma’s Condition – Q: What’s that wrinkly thing on Grandma?A: Grandpa.
Severe Face Lift – A woman wants a facelift and her surgeon tells her about…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Chapstick – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
More Jokes
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Gay Dinosaurs – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Sons Devoted to Mom – Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer…
That’s Good, That’s Bad – "Did ya hear I got married?" "Oh, that’s good." "No,…
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best – An asp in the grass is a snake, but…
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