Thursday, December 26
Lookin Good
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sherwin-Williams – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tolls – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she worked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sour Cream – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Mirror – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she called the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Shower – Yo’ Mama is so bald, she gets brainwashed…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Goodbye Kiss – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’ daddy…
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked…
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Knock, Knock – Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go Beep Beep!
Dubya and Bill – What do President Bush and President Clinton have in common? They…
Bees Pees – Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.
Air Head on a Beer – Why did the blonde take a ladder into the…
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