Friday, February 28
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Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yearbook – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Panty Lines – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her panty…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Got Lost – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I ran…
The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer…
Roseanne and Battleships – Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Group Discount – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
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Going Way Postal – A guy applied for a job at a post office and…
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