Friday, February 28
Lookin Good
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her…
Frog Talk – A grandson runs up to his grandfather…
Drop In – One day, an 80-year-old man comes home…
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She…
Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would you…
Sandy Surprise – A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed…
Geek Booty Call… Bra – Your bra size looks like it’s the same as my…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
More Jokes
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
State Slogans – Alabama: At Least We’re Not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!Arizona: But…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Population – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she left…
Blonde Skydiver – Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth.
Alien Booty Call… Frelnacksee – You must be from Frelnacksee, ’cause you’re the only frelnack…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve…
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