Saturday, January 4
Lookin Good
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whale Sighting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went whale-sighting, the other tourists took her picture.
Frog Talk – A grandson runs up to his grandfather…
Drop In – One day, an 80-year-old man comes home…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got…
Classic Booty Call… Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would you…
Sandy Surprise – A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed…
Geek Booty Call… Bra – Your bra size looks like it’s the same as my…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
Genie in a bottle – There was this man walking on the beach and he…
Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have…
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