Wednesday, January 1
Lookin Good
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you…
Condom Size Tester – A guy goes into a drugstore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Both Sides – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she falls…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Chinstrap – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her wig has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cookie Dough – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she stuck…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rice Krispies – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, not even…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Baboon – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
Anorexic vs. Cheeseburger – Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
More Jokes
Turbo-Charged Fashion – Did you hear about the lady at Wal-Mart that was trying on…
Pay the Price – A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I’d…
Sons Devoted to Mom – Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they…
Feels Like a Fanny – Two old friends/enemies who love to take the piss out…
Jock Booty Call… Zone – How about we march into your red zone and I’ll…
Bridge to Hawaii – A guy walks down the street and trips over an old…
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