Monday, December 23
Lawyer Jokes
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse,…
Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia…
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What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?…
Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down,…
Law School for Nuns – What do you call a nun who just passed her…
Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates."Fifty…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
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