Wednesday, December 17
Lawyer Jokes
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal…
Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom…
The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a…
Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson…
Lawyer Stamps – Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People…
Leeches – What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates…
Singles – "I met my wife at a singles’ bar." "Really?" "I thought she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Front Door – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked…
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