Tuesday, February 25
Lawyer Jokes
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a…
Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a…
The Heart Of The Matter – A man who was having heart trouble went to…
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette – A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a…
Lawyer Brains – A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He…
Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s…
Lawyers Don’t Get Fair Shakes – 95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
Did you hear….? – Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of…
Dirt Road – Some advice for guys: When the red river’s flowin’, take the dirt…
More Jokes
Redneck Marriage – How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mountain – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll make the centerfold…
Birdbrain – In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W.…
Raven and Dog – Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with…
Covering the Tip – What did one condom say to the other condom as they…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Haircut – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
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