Thursday, January 23
Lawyer Jokes
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens…
Lawyer and Sperm – Q: What do a lawyer and…
Trampoline vs. Lawyer – What’s the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take…
Degrees of the Law – What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t know the…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster…
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? – What do a lawyer…
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.
Lawyer and Vulture – What”s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.
Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Army – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she joined…
Say What Again? – Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t catch the joke?…
And In A Year I’ll Be Five – A man escaped jail by digging a…
Egg Donor – One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a…
Voices! Voices! Shut up! – A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could…
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