Tuesday, November 26
Lawyer Jokes
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse,…
Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as…
A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt…
Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer…
Substituting Rats for Lawyers – Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A:…
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t…
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few…
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Corporate America – The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is…
Blonde – Two Coats – A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what…
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