Thursday, January 23
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside."Jack, I’ve got to confess…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a…
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player – A grade school…
The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.…
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced…
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the…
Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a…
Sharing – A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on…
That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Deaf Blonde – Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she…
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Yo Mama’s so stupid… supermarket – Yo’ mama so stupid, she got locked in a…
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship – George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who…
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