Tuesday, February 25
Lawyer Jokes
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse,…
Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as…
A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt…
Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer…
Substituting Rats for Lawyers – Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A:…
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t…
Blame Duke – There once was this guy who was going on a date to…
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info – Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white male…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…
More Jokes
Purpose of Kilts – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?A: Sheep can hear a zipper…
Scott Thompson: On Mariah Carey – Don’t tell me Mariah Carey is black, OK? I’m…
Meeting the Parents – A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents.…
Tough Ass – What is tougher than a pitbull with AIDS? The guy who gave…
Roses are red – Roses are red Violets are blue I’m schizophrenic And so am…
Pregnant Barbie – Q: Why doesn’t Barbie get pregnant?A: Because Ken comes in a box.
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