Tuesday, February 25
Lawyer Jokes
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What kind of animal are…
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get…
Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100…
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer…
A man’s logic – A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who…
Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having…
Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident…
Lawyer vs. Snake – A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car.…
Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
Women Pass Less Gas – Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because…
Nailing Osama – What’s funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless…
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Michael Jackson and Santa – Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?A:…
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