Thursday, April 24
Lawyer Jokes
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It depends how hard you throw them.
The Heart Of The Matter – A man who was…
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette – A Harvard and Yale…
A Lawyer and A Politician – What do you get when you cross a corrupt…
Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer…
Substituting Rats for Lawyers – Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A:…
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t…
Gun Sex Therapy – A man visits a sex therapist for help because he and…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
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Blonde Robbery – A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your…
Farts and Enrique Iglesias – What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common? a.…
I’m Smelly Down There, Doc – A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile…
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