Thursday, January 23
Lawyer Jokes
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal…
The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.…
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced…
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the…
Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a…
Sharing – A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on…
Hold the Mayo – Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run…
More Jokes
C-ing I Dog – Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar.…
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to the party? A: He heard…
Chair Man of the Board – Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped…
Bjork – Q: What does Bjork do when she’s horny? A: She watches pjorn.
How Do You Confuse A Blonde? – Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A:…
Bumpy Car Ride – There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other…
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