Monday, December 23
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you…
Lawyer Experiments – Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers…
What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?…
Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down,…
Law School for Nuns – What do you call a nun who just passed her…
Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates."Fifty…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
Pointless – Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
More Jokes
Jock Booty Call… Penalty – I’m going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for…
Identifying Bubba – Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows…
Luke Skywalker’s Entry – Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his girlfriend?A: This is…
Robot Booty Call… Roomba – You remind me of a Roomba I used to date…
Yo Mama…Web 2.0 – Yo Mama’s so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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