Thursday, January 23
Lawyer Jokes
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers – Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer…
What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens…
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer…
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve…
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player – A grade school teacher asks her students what…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
Medical Samples – An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The…
The Perils of Flatulence – Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?…
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Face 2 Face – "Hey, how’s your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it’s killing me!"
Woman’s Watch – Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?A: You don’t — there’s…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
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