Tuesday, February 25
Lawyer Jokes
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down…
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?…
Legal Jargon! – Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip…
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his … – It was…
A lady walks into her doctors office … – A lady walks into her doctors…
A Prayer Before Dying – When I die, I want to go peacefully like my…
Walks Into a Bar… Pissing Contest – Two men walk into a bar, one wearing…
More Jokes
Blonde’s Coffin – Why’s the blonde’s coffin shaped like a Y? Cuz every time she…
Chocolate and Viagra – Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Color TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she…
Geek Booty Call… No Need – Now that I’ve met you, I no longer need…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… TV – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only thing…
Corporate Booty Call… Middle Manager – Come meet my middle manager.
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