Monday, February 24
Lawyer Jokes
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50…
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose…
Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having…
Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident…
Lawyer vs. Snake – A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car.…
Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom…
The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a…
Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking…
Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup,…
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
More Jokes
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Big Girl With Yeast Infection – Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with…
Rooster and a Blonde Riddle – Q: What’s the difference between a rooster and a…
Contraband Viagra – A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar…
Let Them Eat Homework – Why’d the boy eat his homework? His teacher told him…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fish – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
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