Saturday, November 23
Lawyer Jokes
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down…
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a…
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve…
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player – A grade school teacher asks her students what…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw…
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
Sperm 1 and 2 – Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the…
I’m Smelly Down There, Doc – A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile…
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Sliding Doors – How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rover – I have a rover that would like to investigate your…
Men are Simple – Why did God invent a man first? She wanted to start…
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