Monday, February 24
Lawyer Jokes
The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought…
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a…
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
Skydiving – Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for…
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers – Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A:…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A…
Lucky Foo Dropping – John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts…
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship – Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his…
Wasp’s Nest – A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a…
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No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left…
My First Sexual Experience – Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in…
Corporate Booty Call… Turnover – I may have a permanent position for you to fill,…
The Vet Bill – A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor…
Irish Spring – What’s Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy O’Furniture!
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