Sunday, April 6
Lawyer Jokes
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse,…
Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as…
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve…
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player – A grade school teacher asks her students what…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw…
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer…
Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His wife asks, "What…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
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Final Confession – Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.…
Branch-Davidians – How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car? It depends on…
Octopus – Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fur Coat – Yo’ Mama is so fat, if she…
Blonde Cruise – A blonde sees a posting on a bulletin board that says, "Cruise…
Men’s English – "I’m hungry." = I’m hungry. "I’m sleepy." = I’m sleepy. "I’m tired." …
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