Thursday, January 23
Lawyer Jokes
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal…
What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?…
Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down,…
Law School for Nuns – What do you call a nun who just passed her…
Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates."Fifty…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three…
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Caskets – Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?A: Is that you…
Definition of Diplomacy – Q: What’s the definition of diplomacy?A: The ability to tell a…
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