Monday, December 23
Lawyer Jokes
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path."What kind of animal are…
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get…
Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100…
Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down,…
Law School for Nuns – What do you call a nun who just passed her…
Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates."Fifty…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…
Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Boogers – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Jack and Jill II – Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some…
More Jokes
Male Chauvinist Pig – Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A: A woman who…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
State Slogans – Alabama: At Least We’re Not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!Arizona: But…
Surprise Package – A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful…
Birdbrain – In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W.…
Astronaut Booty Call… Crater – My unit would like to explore your crater.
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