Friday, November 22
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you…
Lawyer Experiments – Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?…
Legal Jargon! – Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip…
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his … – It was…
The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
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Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
Blondes vs. Corvettes – What’s the difference between a blonde and a corvette? You don’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cheeseburger – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she smiles,…
Blonde’s Coat Hanger – Q: Why does the blonde keep a wire coat hanger in…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do you keep George W. Bush…
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