Monday, February 24
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen — there are some…
A man’s logic – A couple wants a divorce, but…
Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit…
Skydiving – Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for…
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers – Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A:…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A…
The Lawyer Keeps His Promise – A dying man gives each of his best friends…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…
More Jokes
Mountain Bike – A man came back from a long business trip to find that…
Iron Phone – A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked…
Designated drunkard – Rednecks don’t let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
Preferential Treatment – A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a…
The State of Lawyers – Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste…
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