Monday, December 23
Lawyer Jokes
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a…
Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a…
Christmas Bonus – Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at…
An Honest Lawyer – What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.…
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced…
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the…
Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
Grosser than Gross… Pregnant – What is grosser than gross? Having sex with a pregnant…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chicken Pox – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried…
South Park – Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
So Blonde… Thesaurus – She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.
Chin nuts – Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q:…
Fortune 500 – What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a…
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