Saturday, November 23
Lawyer Jokes
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It depends how hard you throw them.
The Heart Of The Matter – A man who was…
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette – A Harvard and Yale…
The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.…
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced…
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the…
Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a…
Sharing – A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on…
Too Much Tea – Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
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Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
Horror Movie Blonde – Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?A:…
Stolen Viagra – A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot.The…
Medieval Booty Call… Known – I’m known for my thrusting.
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A…
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