Tuesday, February 25
Lawyer Jokes
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
Skydiving – Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for…
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers – Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A:…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A…
Stupid Narcissist – Q: What’s red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller…
Wizard of Oz – A man jumps off a building at the same time that…
OSU – An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a…
More Jokes
Born Loser Defined – Q: What’s the definition of a born loser?A: A stowaway on…
English Jesus – Why wasn’t Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn’t find three…
Shine On You Crazy Fratboy! – How many frat boys does it take to screw…
Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
Don’t Do Unto Others – An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a…
Waterlogged Blonde – What do you call a blond who can’t swim? Bait!
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