Lawyer Jokes

Saturday, February 8

Lawyer Jokes

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Black and Brown

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.

50/50

Dirty Jokes September 22, 2024

50/50 – What do you get when you put 50…

Lawyers and Water Fowl

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose…

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What Did A Lawyer Name His …

Lawyer Jokes September 22, 2024

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Lawyer Rates

Lawyer Jokes September 22, 2024

Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires about the rates."Fifty…

Shark Attack

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

Parachutes for two

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…

Two Women Wearing Long Sleeves Laughing Together in a Room

Skunks and Lawyers

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Skunks and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road…

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?

Lawyer Jokes September 22, 2024

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? – Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?…

500 lawyers in the ocean

Lawyer Jokes September 22, 2024

500 lawyers in the ocean – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom…

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What do you get when you cross a Scottish…

What do you get when you cross a Scottish… – What do you get when…

Perfect Ten

Perfect Ten – What is Michael Jackson’s idea of a perfect 10? Two 5-year-olds!

Clown Booty Call… Feet

Clown Booty Call… Feet – You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cow

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cow – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went up…

Staring Insult

Staring Insult – If someone ever says, What are you staring at? Say I don’t…

Tarzan Sees Elephants

Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…

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