Friday, November 8
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen — there are some…
A man’s logic – A couple wants a divorce, but…
Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit…
The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in…
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull – Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a…
Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson…
Lawyer Stamps – Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People…
Leeches – What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops…
The Test – A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Cockroach – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped…
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Order in the Court – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
What’s my name bitch? – A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I’d…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
Blonde With ESP and PMS – Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP…
Hand-Eye Coordination – Q: What two men’s hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?A: Video games…
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