Monday, December 15
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside."Jack, I’ve got to confess…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a…
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player – A grade school…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?…
Legal Jargon! – Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip…
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his … – It was…
Stupid Narcissist – Q: What’s red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Pigeons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
What did the blonde say after … – What did the blonde say after college?…
Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like some stuffing.
Stripper and Model – Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with…
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