Monday, December 23
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
The Little Fire Engine – A little boy, wearing a…
Mommy Almost Died – One day this little girl’s dad…
Michael Jackson’s Baby – What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? "Which one’s Mommy?"
Sex Ed – At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic…
West Virginia Custody Battle – An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over…
Subway Series School – On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class,…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother…
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A…
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Guess My Age – A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
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