Sunday, February 2
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do…
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends…
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
Makin’ Dem Cupcakes – One day a boy and his mother were watching Cinemax Late…
A Lesson in Government – A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the…
Pain in the Tonsils – A mother takes her four-year-old to the hospital to have…
Little Johnny and God – One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling…
Wise Old Man – A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends…
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…
Man vs. Public Toilet – Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?A:…
More Jokes
Taking the Bullet – Two guys are drinking together, when one of them throws up…
Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…
Elevator Operator Booty Call… Preference – Personally, I prefer going down.
Male Whale – One day, a pod of whales was swimming along when a whaling…
You Know You’re Out Of College When… – 1. Your salary is less than your…
Natural Blonde – What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? Artifical intelligence.
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