Friday, March 14
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Little Nancy’s Pet – Little Nancy was in the garden…
Lunch is back – Q: Why do blondes need see…
It Figures – A man and his son walk in the park and come upon…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper,…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for…
Blonde Boobies – Why don’t blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil…
Prostitute’s Children – Q: What do you call a prostitute’s children?A: Brothel sprouts.
Little Johnny… Thanksgiving Greetings – One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he…
Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
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Men Are Like Toilets – Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full…
Plumber Booty Call… Check – I need you to check my ballcock.
West Virginia Custody Battle – An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over…
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