Thursday, February 27
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do…
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends…
Little Johnny… Big Word – The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic…
Little Johnny… Playing Cards – Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and…
Ode to a Glow Worm – I wish I was a glow worm. A glow…
Four Catholic Mothers – Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons. The…
Jimmy Learns a New Word – A little boy came home from school one day…
Memory Fails – A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When she was…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II – What’s grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box.…
Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…
Captain’s Brave Shirt – The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears…
More Jokes
Dutch Virgin – Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?A: Gootentight.
Blonde Test – What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a…
Talking animals? – While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves…
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… McDonald’s – Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.
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