Friday, April 4
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Little Nancy’s Pet – Little Nancy was in the garden…
Lunch is back – Q: Why do blondes need see…
No Cavities – One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit.…
Dead Frog – A young boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead frog.…
Blonde’s Maternity Test – The doctor tells the blonde, "You’re pregnant."The blonde asks, "Are you…
Bathtub Anxieties – There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub…
Little Johnny… Know It All – Little Johnny asks his mother her age.She replies, "Gentlemen…
Nine Is Enough – Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs…
Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
More Jokes
Ketchup and Liquor – (repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase) 1. What did you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise…
Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?
Little Red Riding Hood Stunned by the Wolf – Little Red Riding Hood walks through…
Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
Twisted Baby Joke – What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall? Ripping…
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