Sunday, November 24
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Jumping Rope – Two teenagers walk through a park and…
Blonde Weighs a Baby – A blonde calls a pharmacy…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother…
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A…
Three-Legged Race – One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road…
Happy Baby – Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm…
Children and Cars – Children in the backseat can cause accidents.Accidents in the backseat can…
Fathead – A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons. "Josh…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
The Cure for Mutes – One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
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Vampire Date – "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one…
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Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead…
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