Monday, February 3
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all…
In Cider – A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying…
A man has six children… – A man has six children and is very proud…
Please pass the mayo – A kid came home from school and asked his dad,…
Little Johnny… The Birds and the Bees – Little Johnny’s father asks him if he…
Little Johnny… Salesman – A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.Salesman: "Can…
Little Johnny’s Big Answer – It is near the end of the school year. The…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
More Jokes
Ronald McDonald in a Nudist Colony – Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in…
Pretty Hair – A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one…
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
Blonde Nurse – Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Grand Canyon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
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