Monday, February 3
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
How do you Catch a Squirrel? – Q: How do…
Technology-Enabled Amoebas – How do amoebas keep in touch? With…
A Disney Break Up – Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time…
Rotten Reggie – There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie…
Malcolm in the Puddle – Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss…
Grocery Store Tantrums – A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a…
This joke is toast – Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?…
Are You Ready for Kids? – A simple tests to determine your preparedness for children:MESS…
Walks Into a Bar… Basement Challenge – Three men walk into a bar. The barman…
Switched Ends – Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your…
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
More Jokes
Yo Mama… B#$%* – Yo Mama’s such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
I Break With Thee – What’s the perfect break-up present to send someone for Valentine’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Watching TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it takes…
Lesson Learned – On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.
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