Monday, February 3
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Little Nancy’s Pet – Little Nancy was in the garden…
Lunch is back – Q: Why do blondes need see…
Everyone’s Doing It – Q: What’s bright eyed and bushy tailed? A: A squirrel on…
Promography – It was the night of prom, and Sally didn’t have a date. Her…
Pimply Priest – What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest? The pimple waits…
Wee Jimmy’s Poker – Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the men tried…
Perfect Penis – Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom.…
Playing Doctor – Two children were in a doctor’s waiting room. The little girl was…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
Switched Ends – Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your…
Wet Cigarettes – Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?A:…
More Jokes
Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey – Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to…
What do you call an elephant… – Q: What do you call an elephant between…
Things Your Wife Won’t Say – — The smell of beer on your breath drives…
Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!
Blonde Ambition – Q: What is every blonde’s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White…
Walk the Walk – Why did the gypsy walk funny? Because he had crystal balls.
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