Thursday, December 26
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Marsupial Moms – Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it…
What do you call an elephant… – Q: What do…
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased… – Did you hear about the…
Dad Eats Lightbulbs – Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his…
Hop on Pop – Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?""I…
Turn to Stone – Two boys are playing by a stream when they spy a…
A Lonely Jew in Catholic School – A Jewish student was doing well in school…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Slingshot – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
A lady walks into her doctors office … – A lady walks into her doctors…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
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The 45 Difference – Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A: 45…
Dating a Prostitute – A guy is on a date with this girl, so he…
Cinderella Has A Camera? – What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?…
Zombie Booty Call… Brain – No, really, I’m more interested in your brain than your…
Hannibal Lecter ‘n’ Britney – What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? Dinner at Hooters.
A New Set of Golf Clubs – Bob: "I just got a new set of…
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