Friday, March 14
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Dead Frog – A young boy walks into a whore…
Blonde’s Maternity Test – The doctor tells the blonde, "You’re…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother…
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A…
Three-Legged Race – One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road…
Happy Baby – Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm…
Children and Cars – Children in the backseat can cause accidents.Accidents in the backseat can…
Fathead – A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons. "Josh…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
More Jokes
The Michael Jackson Doll – Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A:…
Gonna Be a Good Day – Q: How do you know when it’s going to…
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Right Guard – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has…
Humming Bees – Q: Why do bees hum?A: They don’t know the words.
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