Friday, March 14
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all…
A Child’s Prayer – One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard…
Barbie’s Christmas Beau – A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it’s…
Clown joke: read at own risk – There once was a little kid named Billy…
Birdman – Little girl: "Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’" Mother: "Because he…
Little Johnny… Geometry – Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’"Little…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
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Waterlogged Blonde – What do you call a blond who can’t swim? Bait!
Sex Before Marriage – John: I didn’t sleep with my wife before we were married.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tail – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the last time…
Blonde with Half a Brain – What do you call a blonde with a half…
Transplant – Did you hear about the guy who had a dick transplant? His hand…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…
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