Monday, February 3
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother…
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A…
Three-Legged Race – One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road…
Happy Baby – Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm…
Children and Cars – Children in the backseat can cause accidents.Accidents in the backseat can…
Fathead – A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons. "Josh…
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
That Fly – What went through the fly’s mind as he hit the windshield? His…
Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…
More Jokes
Monica at the Dry Cleaners – Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and…
Transplant – Did you hear about the guy who had a dick transplant? His hand…
Classic Booty Call… Sign – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "Yield."
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cookie Dough – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she stuck…
ABC – Wilfred had just learned his abc’s and was very scared of doing them…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Trash Day – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she calls…
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