Monday, February 3
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Marsupial Moms – Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it…
What do you call an elephant… – Q: What do…
Grandma’s Birthday – What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey,…
A Lesson In Morals – One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher…
Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it…
Dirty Tigger! – Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!
Late AGAIN – A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take…
Set Me On Fire – What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
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Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to…
Little Johnny… Geometry – Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’"Little…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth – Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are…
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