Friday, March 14
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Late AGAIN – A kid was late for school one…
Set Me On Fire – What do you call a…
Stoopid Baby Names – A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when…
Little Johnny… Mortgage – Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his…
Discrimination – It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what…
The Little Fire Engine – A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was…
Mommy Almost Died – One day this little girl’s dad came home and she runs…
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
Men With No Arms or Legs – What do you call a man with no…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
Leper Stew – How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in…
More Jokes
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Pantyhose – How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? 10 little…
George W. and Moses – George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tidal Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Classic Booty Call… Mirror – Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
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