Monday, February 3
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Jumping Rope – Two teenagers walk through a park and…
Blonde Weighs a Baby – A blonde calls a pharmacy…
Rotten Reggie – There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie…
Malcolm in the Puddle – Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss…
Grocery Store Tantrums – A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a…
This joke is toast – Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?…
Are You Ready for Kids? – A simple tests to determine your preparedness for children:MESS…
Curfews for Skanks – What did the skanky girl’s mother say to her when she…
Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink – A guy walks into a bar and…
Hot ‘n’ Heavy – One day a guy and a girl were making out in…
The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…
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The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fighter Pilots – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when fighter…
No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left…
Corporate Booty Call… Desk – Wanna give me a desk job?
Clown joke: read at own risk – There once was a little kid named Billy…
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