Friday, March 14
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
Hot Doggin’ – Q: What do you call a dog…
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Good, Bad, Worse – Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With each other Worse:…
Three Daughters Dinner – Three girls asked their mother if they could invite their boyfriends…
Be Fruitful and Multiply – A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was…
Cruel Joke – What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer!
The Twinkie Joke – A 14-year-old girl walks into a hairdresser’s shop with a Twinkie…
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Going Way Postal – A guy applied for a job at a post office and…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
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Blonde at the Doctor – Please remove your blouse, says the doctor to the young…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Dynamite – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, if brains were…
Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road…
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