Monday, February 3
Jokes about Kids
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father when she…
I like long walks on the beach – Two lions…
Harry Potter Quiz – What did Harry Potter do when…
Technology-Enabled Amoebas – How do amoebas keep in touch? With cell phones.
Little Johnny… Quit Bugging Me – While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a…
Little Johnny is Number One – While the teacher was conducting her class, Little Johnny…
A Mother’s Sex Education – A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex…
A man’s logic – A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who…
Little Johnny’s Prognosis – A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor. As…
Bloody Mary – What’s grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in…
Blonde Breadcrumbs – Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?A:…
Boogie Nights – How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70’s?…
More Jokes
Cloak & Dagger – A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… A**hole – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can jump…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Wet Patch – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had…
Wailing Whale – What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!
How to Sell a Bible – Three boys look for a summer job. Their preacher…
Grand Theft Auto – A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel,…
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