Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Pea Brain Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde’s brain the size of a pea…
Arkansas Fertility – Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?A: Sooner or later,…
Elvis vs. John McCain – Q: What’s the difference between John McCain and Elvis?A: Some…
Big Fat Mopeds – What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They’re both…
Washing Machine – What do women and washing machines have in common? They both leak…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Flesh-Eating Disease – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
No Panties – Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see…
Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
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