Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Count Chock Full of Nuts – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A:…
Blondes and Pianos – Q: Why are blondes like pianos?A: Because when they’re not upright,…
Blonde’s Wine – Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: "Hoooooney, I want to go to…
Blonde Bedtime – Q: What does a blonde do if she’s not in bed by…
Blonde Brain Cell – Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A:…
Blonde Tip Toe – Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?A:…
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller – There’s a woman that has a big…
Grosser than gross.. underwear – What’s grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and…
Did you hear….? – Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of…
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