Monday, March 17
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Window Shopping – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she can’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pillowcases – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Easter – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her parents let…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shoeshine – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she gets…
Pit Bull with Herpes – Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A:…
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
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Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle? Yar!
Astronaut Booty Call… Docking – Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Geek Booty Call… Watch – Can I watch while you Google yourself?
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