Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
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Blonde and Missed Bus – She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus,…
Dumb Brunettes – Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide.
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The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
Wasp’s Nest – A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a…
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